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[2.4s] You have reached the city of Proskur.
[5.6s] Uh, so, I've been here a few times. Good soil, too.
[10.6s] So, to find the map we're looking for a man. Last name, Undertask.
[14.6s] Well, I mean, most people know him by Thunderaxe.
[17.0s] Sully, do you see that?
[18.9s] Oh, that guy with the rash?
[20.1s] Yeah, the blue man group over there juggling.
[22.4s] My name is Eska Nerveen.
[25.3s] I have had some such similar things happen to me in the past.
[29.0s] Perhaps we could talk about this over a snow cone or something.
[32.7s] I mean, I'm always up for that. Can Sully come, too? He loves snow cones.
[36.3s] You look back and Sully is gone.
[38.2s] Two individuals come up behind Sully and throw a bag over his head.
[42.9s] Jesus fucking Bahamut, what the hell is going on here?
[46.1s] You do remember the good Leiden Menda, don't you?
[50.6s] The look on your face tells me you perhaps don't remember.
[53.8s] I've met a lot of people in my life.
[55.8s] You go to High Moon, you find this scroll.
[58.7s] The scroll is going to be at the Temple of Agma.
[62.5s] Well, you know what? I hate being under someone's toe like this.
[65.6s] Do this mail delivery, sure, and we won't kill Merve.
[68.8s] I mean, that was on our list of things to do.
[70.9s] We just didn't know where he was and now I guess we do?
[73.7s] This poor guy's just a fisher.
[75.5s] He's probably just like, the fuck is happening?
[78.2s] Two men start walking towards you. One draws a crossbow.
[82.5s] Hey, what the fuck?
[85.8s] Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. We're a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast
[108.6s] and I'm your dungeon master, Russ More, and with me today is Amy More.
[112.8s] I am with you today and all days and I play Sullivan's Light.
[116.5s] And Carla Maxted.
[118.5s] I am with you one evening a week and this is that evening and I play Glim.
[125.9s] And finally, Tom Laird.
[128.3s] I'm also with you one evening a week except for this week and last week where this week
[133.8s] it's already two evenings a week for me and Russ and last week I think we were up to four?
[138.7s] Four evenings last week.
[140.7s] We really do love each other.
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[180.8s] DM'ed by Tom Laird.
[182.8s] And this month we're wrapping up season three of that story.
[186.9s] What?
[189.5s] And then next month we're starting season four.
[193.9s] I know we're only on season two.
[195.6s] They're baby seasons.
[197.5s] Just little itty-bitty boys.
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[201.4s] They're stories, they're vignettes, they're seasons.
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[218.9s] Fuck it, let's play D&D.
[222.2s] Glim and Sully coming towards you are two male people.
[227.0s] One pulling out his crossbow.
[229.4s] Oh, it's not what I thought it was going to say.
[232.2s] It's not that kind of town.
[233.8s] Or maybe.
[234.6s] I don't know.
[235.1s] They're in trench coats.
[236.1s] They could have been pulling out anything.
[237.5s] Could have been.
[238.2s] I said overcoats, not trench coats.
[240.6s] We're losing the steam here.
[242.6s] Sully and Glim towards you are coming two male figures.
[247.1s] One is pulling out a crossbow.
[248.8s] The other has a hand on his blade.
[251.0s] And in his other hand, the closer he gets, you see he has a pamphlet in his hand.
[255.8s] It says, excuse me.
[259.1s] Yes?
[260.6s] Is this yours?
[261.2s] Did you?
[262.1s] It is.
[262.6s] Did you want to learn a little bit more about Bahamut?
[267.4s] No.
[268.9s] Oh.
[271.0s] Oh.
[271.7s] Well.
[272.0s] You need to take this and he shoves it towards you and not spread it around here.
[280.2s] Well that seems really close-minded of you guys.
[282.6s] He maintains eye contact with Glim.
[287.6s] You don't?
[288.9s] Oh.
[289.5s] Well.
[291.0s] I just was telling Leopold.
[293.1s] We just met.
[293.8s] I was buying some supplies and I was telling him about-
[296.9s] We talked to Leopold.
[298.9s] We got your story.
[300.1s] All 48 minutes of it.
[304.2s] We don't need those thoughts around this town that is quite happy the way it is.
[309.4s] Yeah, you guys seem super happy.
[313.2s] Couldn't everyone just be a little bit happier though?
[317.1s] Don't you feel like in your heart you could be like, I could be happier.
[320.9s] I could have more fulfillment.
[322.3s] I'm the happiest motherfucker around here.
[324.8s] Oh, I'm sorry.
[325.7s] It's just that your countenance is so...
[329.0s] My job doesn't allow me to put up a front of happiness.
[332.6s] We are happy here.
[335.6s] Oh.
[336.0s] Oh.
[336.9s] Okay.
[337.1s] Take your pamphlets.
[340.1s] And be on your way.
[343.7s] Well, the good news is we're just passing through.
[348.0s] We are on a mission to save the world.
[349.9s] So we're not going to be here very long.
[353.0s] We're just looking for a map from a guy.
[357.0s] And then we are out of here to leave you to all your happiness.
[362.9s] From off to the side of you, as you say, looking for a map from a guy.
[369.4s] There's an older dwarf that cuts between you and says,
[374.8s] what seems to be the problem here, Victor?
[379.7s] He says, well, these fine folks here were just leaving, they said, after they find some map.
[388.2s] So they don't spread any ideas around here that might cause some issues.
[394.5s] Yeah.
[395.0s] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[396.9s] Don't worry.
[397.4s] I'll take care of them.
[398.3s] I'll get them on their way.
[399.4s] Don't worry.
[400.6s] Just go back to circle jerking around the get going.
[406.1s] I'll take care of them.
[407.8s] Turns and looks at you and says, just come with me.
[411.7s] And he starts walking off.
[413.3s] Excuse me, sir.
[414.2s] Did you just say circle jerking?
[423.4s] Moot, you're seated at a tavern with Esca
[426.9s] and you've been talking about different sporadic occurrences,
[433.3s] not things that you have been trying to do and trying to find some correlation to them.
[441.2s] Esca is in midst describing one of these events.
[446.1s] They've already described to you the tidal wave that came on.
[451.2s] And as you found out, in fact, killed a lot of their family.
[459.5s] They were driven out by the rest out of fear, mostly,
[463.8s] but also an underlying hatred of them and this ability that has come upon them.
[471.7s] And they're describing another event where
[474.9s] like a crack in the earth opened up as they were trying to do one of their tricks.
[480.9s] And since everyone around them fleeing, some people got hurt.
[485.2s] No one, fortunately, died.
[486.6s] But Esca describes that moment of like there was this well-up of
[494.0s] it felt like something inside was trying to break free.
[500.5s] I could feel it.
[503.2s] My hair started to freeze.
[505.8s] My feet started to burn.
[509.0s] The elements inside of me, I just couldn't control them anymore.
[513.7s] And it released into this earthquake in front of me.
[519.8s] I mean, that sounds terrifying.
[525.1s] So you didn't feel this until after you used the magic.
[528.8s] Like kind of you didn't feel it before or anything like that.
[532.5s] It was it was only after everything seems to be tied to when I
[537.9s] perform or when I do tricks or when I cast these.
[543.3s] And I guess you could call them spells when I do these events.
[548.5s] Everything is tied to when one of those occurs.
[553.7s] Yeah, mine have been mine have been after I've used magic as well.
[558.2s] So I think that's the the correlation there.
[561.3s] But I just I just I wish there was a way to know if
[566.6s] there was a safe time for you to do your tricks or me to use magic.
[571.7s] Like if there was a feeling we had inside that we thought like,
[575.7s] oh, I can I can feel it kind of like a tingling behind the ears or whatever it is.
[580.6s] Like I know it's coming, but you don't you don't feel any.
[583.7s] I mean, I haven't felt anything like that till after I've used the magic.
[586.9s] And then that's when the things happen.
[589.3s] Sometimes like after an and a strange event doesn't occur for a while.
[595.0s] Like I can feel this buildup inside of me.
[598.8s] Like it almost comes out as some like like an anger.
[602.6s] Like it changes my mood.
[605.1s] It changes who who I am and what I feel.
[610.2s] OK, I can that it's more predominant when
[614.8s] when it hasn't happened in a while.
[618.6s] And that's when I know like it's it could be like a bad one.
[623.8s] So almost like there's some sort of reservoir inside you
[629.1s] that's filling up and then it reaches a breaking point.
[632.2s] He starts to nod across from me.
[634.2s] He says, yeah, yeah, yeah, that that kind of hits the nail on the head.
[640.2s] Have you have you noticed that there's like a similar amount of time
[648.4s] that goes by in between these things happening?
[650.8s] Or is it just sometimes you go for a long time and then it happens
[654.7s] and sometimes it happens real quick?
[656.2s] Or is there any sort of thing like that that you've noticed?
[659.8s] There's there's no doesn't seem to be any pattern to it.
[663.4s] It's not like once this time it happens,
[665.8s] that means it's going to happen next time.
[667.9s] Sometimes it happens a couple in a row.
[670.7s] Sometimes it doesn't happen for like weeks or months on end.
[675.6s] So no rhyme or reason, really.
[678.4s] Not that I've found.
[679.7s] Smoot writes that down in his notebook.
[683.4s] Well, I mean, I take a lot of notes, as you can see.
[687.0s] I think it's almost full.
[688.5s] You know, yes, I need so many books.
[692.1s] I think I'm going to start trying to track when this happens for me.
[698.3s] And see if I can determine any sort of pattern.
[701.2s] Maybe you should do the same
[703.4s] and then we can compare notes in the future next time I'm in town.
[707.7s] When when's the next time you're going to be in town?
[709.7s] Well, I mean, we've been running all over the place.
[711.3s] So I think probably sooner than later.
[713.1s] OK, yeah, I can I can try and keep track.
[717.1s] It's not something I really want to happen,
[718.7s] but I will do my best to.
[720.8s] Oh, no, I don't want it to happen either.
[722.6s] But knowing when it might happen
[725.8s] could give us a leg up on maybe controlling or avoiding bad situations.
[733.2s] He leans back in his in his seats and reaches into his bag and pulls out a flute.
[741.8s] Starts to play it not well, but just blows on it and starts to play it.
[750.0s] Puts it down.
[751.5s] OK, OK, I'll I'll do my best to.
[755.1s] Make a note going to have to get a notebook.
[757.4s] I don't keep track of many things.
[760.6s] But yeah, let's do it next time you're here.
[764.2s] If I'm here, we can make notes.
[769.9s] Perfect.
[770.4s] That sounds at least as something.
[772.9s] And if it ends up being nothing, then, you know,
[775.5s] I guess it was an exercise in futility.
[777.5s] But hey, it might lead us to kind of cracking the code on this.
[781.0s] We're like detectives of the unknown.
[786.2s] Oh, I like that.
[787.5s] Yeah.
[788.1s] Oh, should I start a detective agency?
[791.8s] This could be something.
[793.9s] We can call us the note takers, the note buddies, the detective note cases.
[803.2s] We'll workshop the name.
[804.5s] We'll workshop the name.
[806.0s] OK, perfect.
[807.2s] Perfect.
[808.2s] Looking forward to that, too.
[809.1s] I'll write down some ideas for that as well.
[811.7s] Well, I don't want to keep you.
[815.2s] You told your friends you'd be back there.
[818.8s] Walk with you back to town square there.
[823.8s] Certainly.
[827.1s] You get up and he settles the bill for you.
[830.6s] And you walk back out into the street.
[832.7s] We cut back to Glim and Sully who are following behind an older dwarf,
[838.2s] gray, long gray beard, bald head, kind of torn and tattered work clothes
[844.6s] that he's wearing.
[846.1s] And he's just.
[848.7s] Yeah, sure.
[849.7s] Yeah, like a tunic and like brown trousers.
[854.3s] Yeah, just that.
[855.2s] Yeah, not very well cleaned.
[858.4s] And he says, so what is it you need?
[862.3s] You need a map.
[864.0s] Hey, thanks for diffusing the situation over there
[866.4s] and for explaining what a sucker jerk is.
[869.4s] Well, a lot of the law enforcement in town
[874.0s] really just like to hear the sound of their own voice
[876.2s] because there's no real law enforcement here.
[879.1s] It's just everybody just steals from each other.
[883.4s] Yeah, it seems weird in a town where you can just steal.
[886.3s] You can't talk about the good news about bomb
[889.5s] and it seems like a weird priority.
[891.8s] But I guess, you know, everybody has their own culture.
[894.3s] So that's I shouldn't be judgmental about that.
[897.8s] The primary religion here is one of thieves and trickers
[901.2s] and liars and sinners, so to speak.
[905.9s] If you look at it from Bahamut's point of view,
[908.9s] they don't want that so much.
[912.2s] The other one less known, but still predominant
[917.5s] is Tempus, god of war, primarily concerned with
[925.3s] destruction.
[927.2s] Right, not really compatible religions, I guess, with mine.
[932.0s] I understand, I understand.
[933.2s] Their concern being that if someone gets the idea
[935.8s] that there's a true good or right
[940.6s] that maybe the whole system falls apart.
[944.5s] Yeah, I guess I can see that from their point of view.
[948.2s] I wonder if this might seem like a crazy question,
[954.4s] but you're not Thunder Axe, are you?
[962.3s] Looks to you and you've stopped walking by this point.
[966.7s] You're out front of another looks like a shop
[969.9s] or home on top and he looks up to the sign
[974.8s] that is in front there and kind of points to it.
[977.4s] You see Thunder Axe on it says, yeah, yeah, that's me.
[987.0s] Well, that is amazing because you are exactly
[990.6s] who we're looking for.
[992.2s] Nobody says that in a long time.
[994.6s] Well, I'm on a mission.
[997.5s] We have a destiny to save the world and I need to.
[1000.0s] Anyway, we need a map.
[1002.0s] Apparently, maybe you have a map that.
[1007.3s] Of the world of the map of the world.
[1008.8s] Oh, OK, specifically more specifically.
[1010.6s] I have many maps, but yes, I am one of the few
[1013.8s] who possess a map of, you know,
[1017.7s] the full world to a reasonable extent.
[1020.6s] Yes, so is that what you sell here or?
[1030.2s] Come in.
[1030.8s] Sure, thanks.
[1032.0s] I'm sorry.
[1032.9s] Do you want it?
[1033.7s] Moot should be coming back.
[1036.6s] I don't know.
[1037.0s] I'm not going to lie to you, man.
[1038.9s] I don't want to be alone.
[1039.7s] Yeah, no, you're right.
[1040.6s] You're right.
[1041.3s] You just yeah, come with me.
[1042.7s] Last time I was alone, I was put into a sack.
[1045.0s] My friend just got kidnapped and then escaped.
[1047.0s] It's been a very busy morning so far.
[1049.0s] It's a it's a rough town.
[1050.3s] I'm not going to lie.
[1051.3s] It doesn't jump out to me as an unusual occurrence
[1054.7s] that your friend has gone through.
[1055.9s] Right.
[1056.2s] To be very fair, though, I thought it would have happened anywhere.
[1059.6s] Yeah, Sully's a bit of a magnet for.
[1063.0s] I was going to say scamp.
[1064.6s] Oh, oh yeah, I was going to say magnet for trouble,
[1067.2s] but scamp is really encapsulates your whole thing very well.
[1072.2s] So come in, stay outside, do what you like.
[1075.4s] I'd rather talk about your map, your adventure,
[1078.0s] your saving the world inside.
[1080.3s] Yes, yes, we'll come inside, of course.
[1084.5s] You head in and it's a it's a modest
[1088.7s] workshop.
[1090.5s] Looks like he does a little bit.
[1092.5s] There's a small forge in the back, a woodworking area.
[1099.3s] He's got some some weapons and armor and shields up on the wall.
[1103.6s] You see, Glim, you see one sword that catches your eye above everything else.
[1109.9s] It looks like it almost stands out of place in the in the room.
[1114.6s] It is a almost radiant long sword.
[1119.6s] It's the closer you look at it.
[1122.6s] If you do, you see intricate like carving work
[1127.4s] like along the blade.
[1128.7s] The Hilton pommel are just divine compared to everything else around it.
[1137.4s] This sword is.
[1139.8s] Wow, this is really something.
[1141.7s] Was this I assumed you fought with an axe, thunder axe, I assumed.
[1147.8s] Is this your sword?
[1149.9s] Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is.
[1152.4s] That's that's able.
[1157.0s] Is he able to split someone in half?
[1160.5s] Yeah, it's family weapons been searching for.
[1164.7s] There's a pair of them and searching for them for a while.
[1169.2s] Found the one for is able to find the other took ill here
[1173.7s] and just never found the strength to kind of keep going.
[1178.6s] But yeah, so you have a destiny to save the world.
[1185.5s] Yeah, destiny to save the world.
[1187.7s] We need to get to to man Thor and I need to declare my loyalty.
[1191.2s] And it's, you know, I mean, that's we're just working our way there.
[1194.6s] It's a long ways away.
[1195.8s] We got a new, more urgent sort of pressing mission because of the kidnapping.
[1203.8s] So I guess we need to know how to get to to high moon.
[1209.7s] And then also, if you have a map that's going to show us the way
[1213.3s] to to man Thor, that'd be great.
[1215.9s] He walks over to a large drawer in a big wooden wardrobe and pulls it out.
[1224.1s] And you see scrolls all rolled up inside of it and kind of flicks through and say,
[1229.8s] no, not this one.
[1232.6s] Pulls one out, looks at it.
[1235.2s] It's a large map and pulls it.
[1237.2s] I was like, yeah, there we go.
[1238.7s] Lays it on the table and unrolls it.
[1241.7s] He says, this is as I've seen it, the entire world of toriel.
[1250.7s] What's a lot bigger when you look at it all on a big piece of paper.
[1255.6s] And he points to a spot on the map and says, well, where, where did you say you came from?
[1262.2s] Oh, well, we didn't.
[1266.1s] We all met in never winter.
[1268.9s] My friend points to the map and says, you're never winter's up here.
[1274.2s] Right.
[1275.3s] And you said time, man, Thor.
[1276.7s] Yeah.
[1277.2s] Well, that's way down here.
[1281.6s] Right.
[1284.6s] Down near unther here.
[1287.5s] Okay.
[1288.2s] So, I mean, we've got a, a ways to go.
[1291.4s] And what about high moon?
[1293.9s] Pretty, pretty close to where we are now.
[1295.6s] Right.
[1295.9s] We could probably, uh, reasonably close.
[1299.6s] I mean, you could probably make it in a couple of 10 day.
[1302.5s] Oh, I'm sorry.
[1303.4s] Excuse me.
[1303.9s] We're sorry.
[1305.3s] Hold on.
[1305.9s] Wait, how many of the tents did you say?
[1309.1s] Uh, well, it's a fair distance out there.
[1311.1s] He points.
[1312.1s] We're here in Prosker right here, right next to the bridge of fallen men.
[1321.9s] Uh, hi moon.
[1323.9s] Well, the Dale lands are over here.
[1326.4s] Jesus Christ.
[1327.4s] That's like, and Sully puts his fingers out when he's like,
[1330.7s] that's like a whole hand away.
[1333.3s] Yeah.
[1333.7s] I mean, you got to cut through the mountains there.
[1335.7s] It's going to take you a while.
[1336.7s] Couple mountain ranges to pass over.
[1339.6s] Shit.
[1339.9s] And you could try and how's that?
[1345.3s] Will that be faster?
[1347.2s] Um, well, if you were to get a, if you were to be able to charter,
[1353.5s] Sarah Loon is, uh, on the coast here.
[1356.3s] Uh, and where's high moon?
[1358.3s] High moon is up in, uh, up in the Dale land.
[1360.8s] Good Lord.
[1362.3s] How would they expect me to get to, to get to high moon and then to Sarah Loon
[1367.1s] all within 10 days?
[1368.7s] Oh my God, most gonna die.
[1371.5s] I'm sorry to hear that for.
[1373.7s] Yeah, it's real shitty.
[1374.7s] I just, um, do we even bother going?
[1377.9s] I mean, well, I mean, he's your very best friend.
[1380.7s] I think we probably should try.
[1382.3s] Right.
[1382.5s] And Ms.
[1383.0s] Ma'am, meow, meow.
[1383.7s] I mean, there's a lot of things kind of counting on us
[1387.0s] getting to, to high moon and then to Sir Loon in the next 10 days.
[1392.4s] Oh my God.
[1393.3s] Is there like, okay, is there any way that we can travel faster?
[1400.1s] Faster than like a horse or a ship?
[1404.1s] Yeah.
[1404.7s] Uh, I mean, I usually just traveled by, by cart or by foot.
[1411.5s] Not no.
[1413.0s] Is that why you're it's called cartography?
[1416.3s] Sure.
[1417.3s] No, I don't, I, I don't think that's right.
[1421.7s] It doesn't sound right.
[1423.3s] Actually, it was right folks.
[1425.5s] Little did he know cartography is the making of maps.
[1428.9s] Yeah, that's exactly it.
[1430.9s] Well, I know that's the making of maps.
[1432.7s] I don't know what I didn't think it's because there's a cart.
[1438.2s] Why else would it be called that?
[1439.5s] Russ getting back to the story sort of like a stopped clock is right twice a day.
[1444.9s] I think that's what we've hit upon with Sully and this assertation about cartography.
[1452.4s] You do not have to look up cartography, hon.
[1455.1s] It's fine.
[1455.7s] The showing the work part wasn't correct, but he arrived at the right answer.
[1460.3s] He arrived at the right answer, which is impressive in its own way.
[1464.1s] Is there any way to travel faster than a horse and a cot and a, and a ship?
[1470.3s] And is the like, are there horses with wings?
[1475.7s] I mean, have you do they sell?
[1477.9s] I mean, I know you can get your hands on a lot of kind of like down low stuff.
[1481.5s] I'm starting to feel like this town's changed a lot since the last time I've been here.
[1486.3s] But when was the last time you was here?
[1488.3s] Oh, like, you know, his agent, like your shop was in here, that's for sure.
[1494.1s] I've been here for a while.
[1495.4s] Yeah. So it's been a long time.
[1498.5s] OK, so say you had only 10 days.
[1504.9s] To get to High Moon and then to Sirloin and lives depended on it.
[1509.9s] You know, this immediate area much better than we do.
[1513.1s] What would you suggest?
[1516.1s] Uh, well, I mean, you could try and arrange for some sort of
[1521.5s] teleportation magics.
[1524.3s] I don't even like to get involved with that shit.
[1527.2s] Gosh, that's how I lost move in the first place.
[1529.8s] Yeah, seems very risky and also expensive.
[1534.0s] I mean, to make it through the mountain rages alone is going to be like,
[1537.8s] I don't know, most of a 10 day if you're walking.
[1541.9s] And if we're horsing?
[1545.0s] Well, if you're horsing, it's going to take about half that.
[1548.3s] If you if you make good trails and you got a strong horse.
[1551.7s] OK, so we need three strong horses and good trails to not take a five days.
[1560.7s] Glam, I just I don't know when I just.
[1564.2s] I usually have a plan and I just.
[1569.6s] Yeah.
[1574.7s] Well, we don't need to talk this out in front of you.
[1578.3s] Thank you so much.
[1579.4s] We can we we'd love to buy the maps are going to be a big help.
[1585.9s] Of course, of course.
[1587.6s] And we'll keep an eye out for that sword.
[1589.9s] Does the other one match this one?
[1592.8s] Um, yeah, yeah, it does.
[1596.1s] I mean, we will be traveling all over so much of the whole known world.
[1599.7s] So who knows what we'll find kind of stopping things.
[1603.8s] Yeah, it's very, very similar in design.
[1608.0s] And of or about it rolls up the map and just hands it to you and says,
[1616.7s] no, no charge.
[1618.0s] Oh, well, thank you.
[1620.3s] And thanks again for helping us with those those guards out there.
[1624.8s] We will guess we gotta we gotta find mood and then we should just really get going.
[1630.8s] We don't have a lot of time.
[1632.7s] No, yeah, I guess not.
[1636.1s] Well, I wish you the best on your journey.
[1641.2s] And I hope this map does you well.
[1645.6s] Going to want to move fast.
[1648.2s] Yeah, thanks for all your help.
[1650.2s] So we exit onto the street.
[1653.2s] Sully screams, I need a horse.
[1656.3s] People just kind of look at you and one guy comes up.
[1660.1s] It says, you need a horse.
[1660.8s] I got a horse.
[1661.5s] I just got to look right here.
[1662.8s] And then he opens his dress.
[1666.0s] I got watches with horses on them.
[1668.7s] No, I need an actual physical horse.
[1670.6s] You're wasting valuable valuable time.
[1673.0s] So I could die.
[1673.9s] Geez, geez, look here.
[1676.2s] Just men trying to make a business.
[1677.9s] Look, come on, get out of here.
[1679.5s] Get out of my face.
[1681.3s] I don't want to buy a horse watch.
[1683.5s] You get your face out of my face.
[1685.1s] Walks off.
[1685.8s] Son of a Jesus Christ.
[1687.4s] You go circle jerk yourself.
[1689.6s] Did I do it right?
[1690.9s] I think circle jerk.
[1693.2s] That must be Sully.
[1695.8s] Just screaming circle jerk in the middle of town square.
[1698.8s] Guys, you got what are those maps?
[1701.6s] Moose, so much has happened.
[1703.2s] Yes.
[1703.8s] Yes.
[1704.5s] We need to get to High Moon and then Sarah Loon.
[1707.1s] Otherwise, Merv is going to die.
[1710.0s] Whoa.
[1710.5s] Oh, that's what I mean.
[1712.7s] Sully got kidnapped and we we found the maps.
[1716.3s] We I got in trouble for putting out pamphlets.
[1719.0s] It's been a very I hope.
[1721.8s] As guy, I hope you guys had a nice visit too.
[1724.2s] Just I don't mean to be rude, but a lot has happened.
[1726.6s] We sort of are on a bit of a time crunch to get to our next destination or Merv might die.
[1734.9s] And also miss me and meows can come after me.
[1737.2s] Yeah, more.
[1739.1s] Oh, well, yeah, I don't want to deal with her again.
[1741.3s] She's awful, awful, awful person.
[1744.3s] OK, I guess, Asuka.
[1746.8s] Yeah.
[1747.1s] So do do your best to track it.
[1748.9s] Of course.
[1749.3s] Yeah.
[1749.5s] Well, we'll figure it out if we if we can.
[1752.3s] If not, yeah, at least we tried.
[1757.7s] Yeah, of course.
[1758.3s] I'll keep track.
[1758.9s] Hold on.
[1759.3s] You don't have any fast horses, do you?
[1762.1s] Ways to get places real fast.
[1765.0s] Specifically.
[1766.5s] No, I don't have, you know, like, where do you like?
[1771.0s] How quick do you need 10 days?
[1773.5s] High moon.
[1775.0s] Are you OK?
[1775.6s] I mean, and Sirloin.
[1776.8s] We got we just got to get there and then do a bunch of stuff.
[1779.9s] So just get a scroll.
[1782.1s] You can make it from high moon to Sirloin in a few days.
[1785.9s] But I mean, getting to high moon, that's kind of tough.
[1788.9s] I mean, there's a shop down by the town square there that I mean, they sell some.
[1794.5s] I mean, they sell some.
[1797.1s] Some, you know, black market magic stuff like maybe could help some guys.
[1804.1s] I think I owe it to Merv.
[1805.9s] I don't expect you to come with me.
[1809.3s] Oh, we're a team.
[1810.2s] We've got to save.
[1811.1s] I mean, I'm with you, I think.
[1813.8s] Right, Moon?
[1814.8s] Yeah, I mean, this is the first time hearing of all of this.
[1818.0s] It sounds very exciting.
[1819.3s] But wherever you guys go, you know, I'm there with you.
[1821.5s] We have a destiny.
[1822.3s] So I think this is just another stop along the way.
[1835.2s] It's the middle time, baby.
[1837.3s] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[1841.3s] How's it going, everybody?
[1842.4s] Thanks for listening on this fine week.
[1844.2s] Hopefully you're well and safe and doing doing fine.
[1848.1s] Just living your best lives, or at least.
[1851.0s] Okay versions of your lives.
[1852.8s] Yeah, something that resembles maybe what it used to be like.
[1856.5s] Or nothing at all, but you're finding the joy in that too.
[1860.6s] Hopefully if we're here with you, that means there's some normalcy in your life
[1863.9s] because we're here.
[1865.5s] We got you every week, every Wednesday.
[1868.5s] We're here for you.
[1870.5s] We want to thank some patrons this week who have gifted us some names to use.
[1876.9s] They've gifted us items as well, but names specifically to use
[1880.1s] in this latest episode here.
[1882.9s] We're going to list some character names and who gave them to us.
[1886.3s] So Bollnil Thunderax Undertask is from Nathan Hacking.
[1891.5s] Thank you, Nathan.
[1894.2s] Such a fun name.
[1895.1s] And so hard to say.
[1897.1s] Impossible, basically.
[1899.5s] Eska Nerveen, or Eska Nerveen.
[1902.8s] I think we said Nerveen in the episode, but if it's Nerveen, I'm very sorry.
[1905.8s] That's ALex Garrity.
[1906.8s] Thank you, ALex.
[1907.6s] Thank you, thank you.
[1909.1s] That was a fun character.
[1910.3s] Merv, who is not a new character, but a recurring character, is from Christian Brown.
[1915.3s] Christian, so sorry I lost him.
[1917.7s] He was with us for such a short period of time.
[1920.5s] So short.
[1921.1s] Flintthea and New Laura lost him as well as Sully lost him.
[1925.3s] So really we've lost him twice.
[1928.0s] Perfect.
[1928.4s] Just keep mis- mis-placing Merv.
[1931.3s] And Leydon Menda, who made a comeback again, is from Jacob Madden.
[1936.4s] So thank you, Jacob.
[1937.4s] Thank you, Jacob.
[1938.7s] If you would like to put your name, or some other name, into the show and have it live
[1944.1s] on forever in podcast fandom, in podcast infamy.
[1948.3s] If you want that to happen, Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast, if you join us
[1952.4s] at the in world tier, which is $15 a month, you can give us a character name
[1960.0s] and an item to gift to a specific character.
[1963.2s] And we will do our best to work those in in a timely-ish fashion,
[1967.0s] but make it work with the show and with everything going on.
[1971.1s] We've got lots more cool names coming up in the next little while,
[1974.8s] and hopefully we'll see yours.
[1976.7s] So Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast, we hope to see you over there.
[1980.0s] And now, let us get back to the episode.
[1983.0s] We'll talk to y'all next week.
[1984.3s] Thank you for being here.
[1985.6s] Be safe.
[1986.3s] Have fun.
[1987.4s] Wash your hands.
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[1988.7s] Love you, bye.
[1991.5s] Sully has never felt such, like, brotherhood and camaraderie before.
[1996.7s] And it's like, like wipes away, like a little, like, OK, well, that's real,
[2001.7s] that's real nice of you guys.
[2004.2s] It's like real dangerous and stuff.
[2006.3s] And this isn't your shit.
[2007.8s] So so I thank you.
[2010.8s] Let's let's go do some black.
[2012.3s] Let's go do some black magic.
[2015.1s] No, black, black market magic.
[2016.9s] Black, black magic.
[2019.9s] OK, let's go.
[2022.0s] OK, OK, magic markers.
[2027.1s] OK, your friend is very stressed.
[2028.7s] I understand.
[2029.4s] OK, he says, just follow me.
[2033.1s] And he takes you back to the town square there.
[2035.5s] And the shop that Glim, you were speaking to the woman in,
[2042.5s] he leads you to there.
[2043.6s] But it looks like it's been closed up.
[2047.9s] Oh, no.
[2048.8s] Oh, do you think they're open?
[2050.7s] Can we knock frantically?
[2055.1s] I mean, it's a knock of a desperate man.
[2056.7s] She lives upstairs.
[2057.4s] She don't usually.
[2058.7s] OK, you're knocking.
[2060.7s] Excuse me, shopkeeper.
[2063.1s] Her name is her name is Charmy.
[2064.7s] Charmy.
[2068.0s] If she comes down, maybe just slow down.
[2069.8s] Maybe you hear kind of the thing rattling and she the sliders open
[2076.3s] and she looks out and says, what is the problem?
[2079.4s] Eska, why?
[2083.1s] Why?
[2085.1s] She really was down for a nap or something, hey?
[2087.6s] No, that's how I say it when I'm woken up from a nap.
[2091.9s] What what is the problem?
[2094.3s] Hi, I'm back and I'm sorry to be so rude.
[2099.3s] It's just my friend that I was looking for.
[2101.7s] I'm so sorry.
[2102.7s] He was kidnapped.
[2103.5s] You really were right about that.
[2105.1s] And then something about the pamphlets.
[2107.0s] And I mean, that doesn't matter.
[2110.3s] Sorry, I wasn't trying to sell you out there.
[2112.8s] I just don't like to get mixed up.
[2114.4s] They asked where I was.
[2116.0s] You told them it's no problem.
[2121.8s] What's the shortest way to say this?
[2124.5s] We need to get to High Moon real fast.
[2127.1s] Otherwise, someone could die.
[2129.7s] Oh, that sounds like a very big problem.
[2133.2s] Do you sell anything that might be a solution to a very big problem?
[2137.7s] Well, I don't have any horses here, if that's what you're asking.
[2141.1s] What thing can maybe a little faster solution?
[2144.2s] You see Charmé look to Eska and Eska kind of like nods.
[2151.1s] She's okay.
[2151.8s] Come in, come in, come in, come in, come in, come in, just come in.
[2155.3s] We come in.
[2157.1s] You enter into her shop and she closes and locks the sliders behind you
[2162.5s] and says just go back through through the curtain there.
[2166.1s] And you enter into this incense-filled room.
[2171.8s] A candle lit all around the edge.
[2174.1s] There's different vials and components all along the walls
[2179.0s] and says you need to get to High Moon quickly.
[2182.0s] It's not cheap to get such places.
[2187.9s] I'm just going to say that out front because I got to run a business here.
[2192.0s] Well, yeah, no, I understand.
[2193.1s] That's fair.
[2193.8s] That's fair.
[2195.7s] We do have some money and we have a donkey and a cart,
[2200.4s] which I assume we don't get to transport with us
[2203.3s] by whatever means we might be going.
[2205.8s] Rolf is like a real, real solid donkey.
[2211.1s] So, sorry, you want to bring the donkey?
[2213.0s] No, I just mean if we need to sell him.
[2215.7s] He's a solid donkey.
[2217.6s] Right. Well, okay.
[2220.6s] So, because this spell, I mean, it normally goes for a thousand gold.
[2232.5s] I don't know if your donkey is a thousand gold donkey.
[2236.7s] No, I was sort of more suggesting perhaps you could take the donkey
[2240.4s] and the cart and all of the supplies and all of the donkey supplies
[2245.7s] that we just bought as partial payment.
[2250.4s] And then also some of the gold we have in our pocket.
[2253.1s] Yes.
[2253.9s] I also have, well, so I have a thousand ball bearings.
[2261.8s] I have this bell here and a candle.
[2264.5s] I got this crowbar and a hammer.
[2267.2s] I just start emptying my pockets.
[2269.5s] Don't you have an expensive magical staff as well?
[2273.5s] No, Jesus Christ.
[2274.7s] How much?
[2275.4s] No, that was a question for you.
[2278.5s] I didn't know.
[2279.4s] I was like, you outing me?
[2280.7s] I do.
[2281.6s] But I, Sully, I think kind of feels like that's a Hail Mary for him.
[2285.9s] So if he's got.
[2288.4s] Sure.
[2288.7s] If he's got that left over, maybe he's got a big bang in his pocket.
[2292.0s] Like he had the scroll of vitriolic sphere or whatever it was.
[2296.5s] So, so you want to give me a donkey?
[2300.8s] You want to give me a cart?
[2303.6s] Everything in the donkey cart.
[2307.5s] Things we may need to have on our bodies.
[2310.1s] I mean, I don't really have a place for a donkey.
[2313.4s] I don't really have a place.
[2314.7s] You woke me up from a nap.
[2316.5s] I'm so sorry.
[2319.0s] We thought maybe it would help with deliveries or something.
[2321.8s] I don't know.
[2322.3s] I mean, we can try and we can try and sell it.
[2326.3s] It's just.
[2326.8s] Going to High Moon and then where?
[2329.7s] To Sirloon.
[2330.7s] Sirloon.
[2332.2s] Yeah.
[2333.9s] Is there anything you need delivered to that area?
[2336.9s] Maybe we could play courier for you.
[2341.1s] Is there anything you'd like us to bring back for you?
[2348.9s] I mean, you got a lot of like bobs and boobles over you were.
[2352.5s] You were.
[2353.2s] I mean, you were passing pamphlets for like the heebie jeebie god of good.
[2360.2s] Yes.
[2360.7s] You wouldn't want to see any.
[2363.1s] It would.
[2363.8s] You'd have to steal something to make it worth my while here because exactly you
[2368.3s] don't have money to pay for the thing that I need back.
[2371.1s] And I mean, I just want it.
[2373.1s] I just want it.
[2375.2s] And then I say in thieves can't.
[2378.7s] Oh, I don't mind stealing.
[2382.8s] Okay.
[2383.5s] You might have a deal.
[2386.9s] If I send you to High Moon, you get whatever you need for your buddy.
[2392.8s] Go to Sirloon.
[2395.5s] There's a shipment coming in around the same time that you're supposed to be there.
[2401.0s] I think is what you said.
[2403.2s] Don't know.
[2403.7s] There was a lot of numbers and things being spewed out there.
[2406.7s] Ken, I got 10 days to do this.
[2408.3s] Perfect.
[2409.8s] There's some components, some items coming in on a ship from across the sea.
[2416.0s] That would be beneficial to have in my repertoire here.
[2425.5s] Yeah.
[2425.6s] Okay.
[2425.9s] So let's do this thing.
[2427.8s] You don't want to talk to your friends about it.
[2430.7s] Okay.
[2430.9s] Yeah, sure.
[2431.9s] Hey, you guys.
[2432.9s] So it turns out she does need a delivery picked up from Sirloin.
[2438.4s] And so what we can do is we can when we drop off the scroll,
[2442.9s] we can pick up her shipment and then bring it back.
[2449.6s] Well, that seems like a pretty good deal.
[2451.5s] That sounds very fair.
[2453.9s] Is this a two-way ticket spell?
[2458.3s] Well, the time frame of getting it back here is not quite as bad.
[2465.3s] So not perishables then.
[2466.7s] We're not going to pick up a big order of sheep's milk or anything.
[2471.1s] No.
[2471.7s] Freshly baked bread or anything like that.
[2473.7s] We'll need a wagon perhaps.
[2476.0s] So maybe if we send you with your donkey, that could be a good idea.
[2482.7s] I would like to keep both.
[2486.1s] Right.
[2486.4s] It's going to be real cramped in here.
[2488.2s] Not sure how we're going to get a donkey and a cart through my shop back here.
[2492.3s] But is there a way that we can, since this is going to be so fast,
[2496.9s] we can do it out in maybe in the cover of darkness in like a field or something?
[2507.5s] Don't usually like to do that in case of passerbys,
[2510.5s] being that all of you will be leaving at the exact same moment.
[2516.2s] Right.
[2516.7s] A little suspicious I guess.
[2520.2s] Leaves me kind of holding the bag there is all I'm saying if somebody walks by.
[2525.3s] Sure.
[2525.7s] Sure.
[2525.9s] Sure.
[2526.8s] Well, I mean, we can help you just move some things around in here so we make some more space.
[2534.0s] Yeah.
[2535.7s] I mean, it's a donkey.
[2536.8s] It's not a horse.
[2538.6s] That's true.
[2539.6s] Smaller.
[2541.0s] All right.
[2543.5s] You bring your donkey back here.
[2545.5s] I'll get set up.
[2548.1s] We're going to sign some paperwork and all's going to be good.
[2552.3s] Okay.
[2554.3s] Sure.
[2555.1s] Yeah.
[2555.8s] Paperwork.
[2556.5s] I'll sign the paperwork if you guys want to get the donkey and stuff.
[2560.5s] Sure.
[2562.2s] So Glim and Moot, you walk back out and ask us like, so is she going to do it for you?
[2570.8s] Sounds like it.
[2571.8s] We have to pick something up for her and bring it back afterwards.
[2576.3s] But otherwise, I think we're good to go, Glim.
[2579.8s] Is that the impression you got?
[2580.8s] It sure is.
[2581.4s] Yeah.
[2581.6s] I think she's going to help and we're going to just bring something back for her.
[2587.4s] Okay.
[2587.9s] Perfect.
[2588.3s] Yeah.
[2589.4s] Just make sure you follow the contract to a T and all should be good.
[2595.8s] Okay.
[2597.3s] Thank you for all your help.
[2599.0s] Of course.
[2601.4s] He starts to walk away.
[2603.9s] I'll see you next time.
[2604.9s] Sounds like you're coming back.
[2605.8s] We've got kind of a date to see if anything happens there now.
[2610.0s] Yeah.
[2610.3s] We'll be back in the near future.
[2611.5s] Perfect.
[2611.7s] All right.
[2611.9s] Well, I'll see you then, Moot.
[2613.9s] It's nice to meet you, Glim.
[2615.5s] I'm just going to go back home.
[2619.6s] Okay.
[2619.9s] Bye.
[2621.7s] See you, Eska.
[2623.5s] He runs off and you see Melvin waving in his hair.
[2628.7s] So you walk off and go get Rolf back inside.
[2633.7s] So we just have to draft up the contract here, my dear.
[2637.9s] You see her writing on a large scroll.
[2641.0s] It says, you three, your names were again, Sully.
[2645.8s] You know what?
[2648.7s] Do we need all our names down for the whole stealing thing?
[2653.0s] Can we just put mine down for that?
[2655.0s] Well, I mean, the three of you are, you seem like a good team.
[2658.8s] We're a great team, but you know what?
[2662.0s] If shit goes sideways, this should be all on me.
[2666.5s] Why would shit go sideways?
[2668.7s] Doesn't shit always go sideways?
[2671.2s] Have you been outside your shop?
[2673.9s] All the time.
[2675.0s] And shit never goes sideways for you.
[2676.4s] I stood out in the square for like four minutes and got kidnapped.
[2680.8s] Look, that's not things going sideways.
[2683.4s] That's just a regular day of the week.
[2686.6s] Well, you know what?
[2687.4s] My days are a little bit harder than everybody else's.
[2690.0s] If it's at all possible, it makes no difference to you so long as you get your stuff.
[2694.0s] As long as I get my stuff.
[2695.1s] You put my name down there.
[2696.3s] You leave them out of this.
[2698.2s] All right.
[2698.8s] You see her write down just Sully then.
[2702.7s] Let's go full name Sullivan Sleight.
[2704.7s] Sullivan Sleight.
[2707.8s] And she writes down a list of various spell compo...
[2710.7s] Well, I'll fill out the list properly, but like spell components,
[2714.5s] some different items that she's looking for.
[2718.3s] When the shipment is coming in, it's in approximately 10 to 12 days in Sarah Loon.
[2724.2s] It's coming from across the sea from Aglauron there.
[2727.6s] Cool. Write it down.
[2729.2s] It's down.
[2730.8s] Don't forget it.
[2732.7s] I get to take a copy of the contract, do I not?
[2735.1s] You get to take a copy of what you need to get.
[2739.5s] Not specifically this contract.
[2741.9s] And she says, all right, you just need to sign here.
[2746.5s] And she holds up a sharp, thin dagger.
[2753.4s] Do you want to make it official?
[2754.6s] Oh, no, yeah, no, totally.
[2756.9s] This is very standard.
[2758.1s] Just a little drop will do.
[2759.9s] But I'm curious about the terms of the agreement.
[2765.2s] Well, if the agreement is void, or not followed through on rather,
[2775.1s] well, you would be bound to the contract.
[2781.7s] Okay, I'm going to need a more layman's terms.
[2788.2s] We don't like to get too deep into it because we just like this piece of paper.
[2792.4s] No, you're not going to get sucked into the paper.
[2794.3s] I guarantee you're not going to get sucked into the paper.
[2797.3s] Will I be chained to you to do your bidding for the rest of forever?
[2800.9s] Sexual things and otherwise.
[2802.7s] Oh, no, my dear, we would not need to go that far.
[2805.9s] That's that takes a turn and this is not good.
[2810.0s] Why do you plan on like totally fulfilling this?
[2812.0s] Because when Sullivan's light says he's going to do something, he does something.
[2814.7s] We need not worry about that.
[2819.1s] Well, no, I think we kind of do.
[2820.7s] Do you want to get to save your friend?
[2822.6s] Ah, fuck.
[2823.7s] I take the dagger.
[2825.3s] I cut my finger and I do a little smudgy.
[2830.1s] Beautiful.
[2831.0s] She's flicks it and it rolls up and says, all right.
[2833.6s] Ariel at this moment.
[2836.8s] It'll be fine.
[2838.1s] Sully, you say you've got it covered.
[2840.1s] So much so that you put your name down as the sole one responsible.
[2845.2s] It's very noble, very honorable of you to do such a thing.
[2848.4s] Which is so strange.
[2849.7s] Which is, from what I hear, so strange.
[2853.9s] You hear up at the front the braying of Rolf and Mute and Glim kind of
[2861.5s] starting to move things in.
[2863.9s] Not a word to them, please.
[2865.8s] Of course.
[2866.3s] There's a deal.
[2867.1s] You've signed the paperwork.
[2868.6s] All is good.
[2870.7s] It'll be back here in a few, two weeks probably.
[2875.2s] Two to three weeks.
[2876.3s] Oh, it's probably because you didn't let her hand out those pamphlets.
[2878.9s] I mean, good God.
[2881.3s] You know, you hang out with really nice people.
[2883.1s] That goodness starts to seep right into you.
[2885.1s] It really does.
[2886.1s] Yeah.
[2886.5s] That's why I stopped hanging out with really good people.
[2890.5s] Anyways, she opens the curtains and says, right through this way.
[2895.5s] Oh, what a fine steed this is.
[2898.4s] Oh, Rolf likes that.
[2901.2s] Yes.
[2901.7s] It's wonderful.
[2902.9s] Please no droppings.
[2904.4s] It ruins.
[2905.8s] And she points down and ruins the circle.
[2908.9s] There's a chalk outline in the middle of the room.
[2912.3s] It says, yes, just come in, bring your carts in.
[2914.5s] And is everybody ready?
[2916.9s] Sully's taking care of all the arrangements.
[2919.1s] He knows what to get, when to get it, where to get it.
[2921.7s] I hold up a piece of paper so that they don't worry about me actually remembering these things.
[2928.3s] Turn audible sigh, that comes from.
[2930.7s] I provided a pack slip for it.
[2932.7s] Don't worry.
[2934.3s] So if we're all ready.
[2936.2s] Yes, I think time is of the essence.
[2939.1s] Yeah, it sounds like we're on a clock here.
[2941.1s] She opens a large book and it thuds and dust kind of kicks up from the table that
[2947.0s] she puts it down on and starts to speak from the book and moves her hands around very precisely.
[2954.1s] The candles begin to dim as a wave of energy begins to build up and swirl
[2961.4s] in the middle of this room, the dirt that's on the ground.
[2965.1s] I yell as this is happening.
[2968.2s] If you could drop us near the temple of Agma.
[2973.7s] You can't tell if she's heard you or not.
[2976.4s] Um, almost like a tornado vortex begins to swirl around you.
[2982.4s] You begin to lose sight of the room.
[2984.3s] The candles from what you can see are snuffed out either by the wind or just by the fact
[2989.5s] that you can't see them and there's a snap and this wind begins to die down
[3001.0s] and you're in the middle of a forest just before like just at dusk,
[3008.7s] about the same time as it was previously.
[3014.5s] You hear the sound of a city off in front of you.
[3021.5s] There's a path that goes down and it opens onto this sprawling valley down below.
[3029.1s] You begin to walk forward a little bit and you see a sign that says, Hi Moon, this way.
[3037.9s] Well, she's accurate.
[3041.5s] You got to give that.
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